Some Classic Disney Insults

Despite being primarily marketed for children, any Disney fan knows the animated movies can be downright brutal at times. Especially when it comes to insults! Here are just a few of our favorite sharp remarks (which by no means is a comprehensive list.) What’s your favorite Disney insult?

Note: this list does not include comebacks or exchanges with multiple lines. We’ll have another list for those next week.

  • “You are a sad, strange little man…and you have my pity.” – Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
  • “Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” – Francis (Oliver & Company)
  • “Oh, it’s just you. We thought it was somebody important.” – Banzai (The Lion King)
  • “You are positively primeval.” – Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
  • “With greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.” – Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)
  • “You poor, simple fools.” – Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
  • “I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Scar (The Lion King)

Unique Lands in the Disney Parks

Virtually every Disney park has the same basic layout: a main street, a central hub, and various themed lands. And while most parks have a few lands that are the same, there are some lands that can only be found in one place. Here is a list of every unique land in the six worldwide Disney resorts. (Note: this list only includes “Magic Kingdom” style parks, so unique parks like California Adventure or DisneySEA do not count.)

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