Iconic Sarcasm From Hercules

Has there every been a Disney movie as sassy as Hercules? Our favorite demi-god and his friends and family throw so many one liners, you might not even catch them all.  Here are some of our favorite moments of sarcasm from this 90s classic.


“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.”

 – Megara


“We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line.”

– Hades


“Fabulous party. You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”

– Hermes


“Well, you know how men are. They think “no” means “yes” and “get lost” means “take me, I’m yours.” 

– Megara


“So is this an audience or a mosaic?”

– Hades


“Wow, what a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that… that play… that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems.”

– Hercules


“You know, when I was a kid, I would’ve given anything to be exactly like everybody else.”

– Hercules

“You wanted to be petty and dishonest?”

– Megara

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